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Antique Apparatus

Antique Apparatus

I'm thinking of opening a "Museum of the Future" using stuff lying around my flat, would you like to visit?

Entrance fee will be set at future prices too (in keeping with the general theme), I was thinking of £50 with a £35 concessionary rate.

Let me know and I'll start organising a guided tour. I was thinking of starting off in the kitchen with a brief discussion about white goods and the superfluousness of toasters, moving on to the living room and bedrooms (both having a carefully recreated 'lived-in' look), skipping quickly past the bathroom and then offering the chance for a 'hands-on' activity (at no extra charge), using an authentic antique of the future, the vacum cleaner, along with other cleaning apparatuses.

Sounds good, no?

It sounds fantastic. You have a unique idea that could really capture the imagination of a jaded public who are dissatisfied with the old and musty or the flashy and trashy.

I would certainly come and I am only disappointed that my personal rate of time travel at one second per second is too slow to get me there even sooner.

It is extraordinarily fortunate that there will always be another tomorrow in which I will look forward to seeing your inspirational idea and, hopefully (should I be so audacious as to hope?) meet you in person.

You have made my future exciting and I wish to thank you most sincerely. I mean that, I really do.